If you’ve ever written a blog before, you know comment spam is a big annoyance. I’ve got some decent filters on this blog and because I must manually approve comments, little spam gets published. But some of the spam comments I get are quite funny and I thought I’d share some with you. this internet […]
I know I owe you a post about SSRS reports using Perfmon data. That’ll have to wait until next week. Here’s my note.
This is another in an occasional series aimed at the beginning or involuntary DBA. The first can be found here. With this series, I hope to present the basics of SQL Server in a fun yet informative manner. This is heavily influenced by my hobby of playing Lord Of The Rings Online and by my […]
This is not an April Fool’s joke (although it is somewhat silly). What you are about to read is true. Try it yourself. I’ve been going through the databases at my new employer and running some checks and generally making sure everything is in good shape. I’ve spent two days running DBCC CHECKDB, DBCC DBINFO, […]
Apologies to all those referenced in this story. No disrespect is meant. I got the idea for this while driving in to work this morning. Perhaps some thoughts are better left un-acted upon. This is not the nerdiest thing I have done, but it ranks pretty close to the top. Jr. DBA was worried about […]