Who Can Get The DBA Fired Report

So there you are, sitting at your desk, idly clicking in SSMS, admiring your little kingdom of SQL Servers. Everything looks good. Jobs are running correctly. No performance problems to be seen. Everything is humming along smoothly. It’s tempting to relax a little and perhaps take some time to peruse a few blogs or check […]

Getting Count Of All Objects In All Databases

I got a request from my manager to update a document we have here called our Service Catalog. The document is published by the IT department and lists all the major software programs we use, the business units that use them, whether or not they are 24×7 systems, and some other stats about our department. […]